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Yes, Virginia, Jim may occasionally post here. But you can too!

I've been offering up my unique brand of drivel on several poor bloggers' sites. I figured maybe I ought give people a chance for a little intellectual vengence. Plus I wanted a place to bore people with my pictures.

With some luck feelings will be hurt, egos bruised, and sensibilities violated. Frequently. With great luck they won't be my feelings, ego, or sensibilities. But somehow I doubt it will work out that way.

I absolutely guarantee that spelling and grammer will be heinously butchered, with great frequency. There are two acceptable ways for you to respond:
  1. Laugh -- outloud or otherwise
  2. Drill me with an acerbic comment


"Lay on, MacDuff..."

Jim

Comments

dkearns72 said…
French Soldier: I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

Sir Galahad: Is there someone else up there we can talk to?

French Soldier: No, now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.
Jim said…
Don't even make me get out my coconuts!
dkearns72 said…
When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled. Yes, brave Sir Jim turned about, and valiantly, he chickened out. Bravely taking to his feet, he beat a very brave retreat. A brave retreat by brave Sir Jim.
Jo Jardin said…
Sheesh, fellas, that's only a flesh wound...

The moose bit my sister.

Hahahahahaha...
Jim said…
Ok, this will be inspiring a rule post soon. Essentially it will suggest that y'all not lay claim to others' humour (hey, that is Monty Python) and use quotation marks, exact quotes, and links. Yep -- I'm grumpy today (SURPRISE!).

JK

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