An actual email I just sent to my sweetheart describing this evening... (click to enlarge to a readable size) Oh, and when I was cleaning up, I cut my finger on the edge of the oven door. Right on the tip of my middle finger - like a nice paper cut.
Sure, we're all entitled to our own opinions -- but I want my own facts too,damnit! But, NO, you don't get any of your own.